Updates for Jen.

Here's an update for Jen....

Yesterday - Went to some rich person party at Colts Neck. The guy's house was bigger than my entire block. I jumped in his awesome pool with m y roomies and had an awesome time. Really really white people are exactly as they are portrayed in all the movies and tv shows!

Tonight - Went to see MC frontalot in NYC! It was an awesome show! I drank a little! New York is awesome. Atleast certain parts....like Bleeker and Bowery. Um, that's about it....writing more takes too much brain power...I cannot type more. Crash Mansion, is an awesome place, I suggest that I and more people I know attend t hat place again! Awesome decor, nice bathrooms, nice bartenders, good music minus the annoying whining bitch because honestly honey I could have done that myself. Shit I'd be even better at it at certain times of the month!

I called scott tonight, I have to get drunk with him sometime, it'd save me minutes, even though I call him at night, and that's free!!! I didn't call you Jen, but I don't want to leave anymore incirminating voicemails! HA! I have to drink more because I have to drink for Lady....this is going to kill liver! Oh well, hopefully they allow stem cell research and I'll have one waiting for me!

Huzzah.......questions commens....all welcome! I am funny when I am drunk....I think? Or embarassing.. which ever.

Week in Review: July 4th

Monday ~ I went down to Andrew's to celebrate the 4th with the only Americanos I know! Sike. But it was the only place that I knew was doing something and I haven't been there in a while, I might as well make my appearance! Did the whole BBQ shtick. Ate, not a lot though. Hung out with Andrew's familia. Eventually we came back up north. I think I hung out with my friends but Monday was a week ago and after reading you will understand why!

Tuesday ~ Went to work, got out of work. Called Rey, had plans of going to the Branch for $1 Yuenglings and $.50 pizza slices with the boys, but the Branch was on vacation! SACRE BLEU! (This just means that this tuesday, that plan will actually work!) We ended up going to Evelyn's with just Rey and we all got tasty, delicious, scrumptious, second to only my mother's gyros! (MMM GYROS! ) Chit-chatted for a bit before formulating a game plan with what we were doing. It was the first time I was ever at Rey's house in Old Bridge. I must say it's rather nice. Met his dad, played some pool. Then we walked around Old Bridge for a bit because we didn't know what to do. Eventually we got hungry again so we drove back to Woodbridge and hit up the Reo. Sadly the only good thing we got were the potato skins. After fattening up we decided that we could just watch Super Troopers at Ruthy's house since Rey had never seen it before and Ruthy and I think it's one of the most hilarious movies ever! We bought it and then David called and asked us if we wanted to go over and hang out at his place. There we hung out and I did something I haven't done in such a long time. Omigod, I was so fucked up! Which apparently everyone loved watching. I guess watching someone start laughing hysterically because everyone is looking at her is funny. Or, the fact that I looked like a stroke victim when I tried to drink out of a plastic cup because I swore that I couldn't feel my lips. What I think won my friends over the most was my ability to keep ranting about the weirdest things one minute, and then the next say something completely unrelated and stupid! Oh it was great. However, I don't think I'll be doing that as often as my friends do. I'll reserve it for special times.
Oh it was also Holly's Birthday, Happy Birthday Holly! Shit, I didn't buy her anything!

Wednesday ~ I stayed in with Andrew. I think we cuddled and stuff. I really don't remember wednesday. It was the 6th and Holly was coming home, so we might have had plans, but they probably didn't go through. Maybe that's the day I decided to cook my death by burger burger, which consisted of two patties, truckloads of cheese and then a nice smothering of cheese to hold it all together. I think I ate mac-n-cheese with it too, so if I get a heart attack soon, you all know why.

Thursday ~ Went out to Stuff Yer Face with Holly. I had two beers (damn straight I kept sober!) Ruthy and Holly split a Fishbowl, Chris had a couple of international beers in order to get closer to his Beer Club Goal of 70. It'll be good when he finishes that, this way he'll know what's good, and I'll just have to ask him instead of finding out! We just hung out and bullshitted, made fun of Holly made fun of everyone. Called it a night a lil early because everyone had work.

Friday ~ Got a call from Shitty because he was returning my call. He asked if I'd like to go bowling with him, Danny and some people from his job. I asked if I could bring my posse (which consisted of Ruthy, Andrew and Holly) It was cool, Holly got all excited and picked up her bowling gear! (Yeah, Holly used to bowl in high school) Got to the Brunswick Zone place thingy. David, Rey, Danny and Shitty were there, as well as Matt and two chicks that I guess were the people from Shitty's job. They were finishing up a game. Rey was eating, I decided that Ruthy, Andrew and I would watch them all bowl and drink beer, unlike everyone else who was playing and drinking beer. So they played three games. Rey joined in eventually, Dave and Matt left, the first two girls left, then two other girls showed up. Ruthy, Andrew and I were like a little cheerleading squad. It was a good time. Everyone downed quite a substantial amount. Then Shitty I believe got the bright idea to go to the breakfast club. So we were all to go get dressed and reconvene at Danny's house in like 20 minutes. Did that, got to Danny's. Had to practically force Danny into going. So we all went. They wouldn't let Rey in because of his sleeveless shirt. We all went in though. Drank some more. Everyone danced. I made my first attempt at dancing with lesbians....failed miserably. So I went back and danced with my lesbian...who isn't really a lesbian....but damn it, Ruthy and I looked hotter dancing then those two girls. I danced with Holly, my half lesbian for real, she eventually ended up dancing with some guys that she didn't know. Danny wasn't dancing. Ruthy and I switched between dancing with Shitty and Andrew. Eventually we forced Danny up and we all danced in a circle together, but like we were at a jewish wedding. We left that place around 3. Got to Danny's house by like 3:30.. Rey, Shitty, Danny and I decided it would be a good idea if we went in the pool. So we stripped down to our undies and jumped in, well Danny went and changed.....but whatever. I don't even remember how I jumped in the pool, word on the street is I jumped the railing. Andrew and I got into a little fight later. (we actually faught before too.) Walked home at like around 5, and as I enter my house, I greet my parents who are sitting at the dining room table enjoying breakfast. Sick fucks! Who the hell wakes up that early! They said goodmorning, I told them goodnight. Andrew and I kept fighting....eventually we made up and slept.

Saturday ~ Went to the mall, spent money that I didn't need to spend. Tried to come up with other plans on what to do other than going to Jenks because I was too lazy to be driven that far. After a day of trying to plan I went to meet up with Ruthy and Buff at Applebees. Watched Buff eat and we talked and hung out. Which pretty much would have been enough right there, because Buff can be very entertaining Followed Ruthy back to Perth Amboy where she dropped off Buff while I took money out for her. Then Andrew drove the three of us to Meg's house around 11:30, it turns out that we were too lazy to think of anything else to do, so we got to Jenk's around 12ish. Went in, got some drinks, danced some, made fun of the Bennys. (Even though we're kinda Bennyish...but we aren't sluts...so we really made fun of the sluts.) Got another drink, which apparently they made stronger than the last time because the three of us got hammered. Maybe it was because we guzzled it down. Andrew drove us back towards Megan's house and while en route, we decided that now would be a good time to call all of our friends, while we were drunk. It started because I had to call Scott because I always call Scott when I'm drunk! The eventually led to us calling Danny, Shitty, Dave, Jen, and probably other people that I can't even remember. If I woke you up, well I'm sorry! We got to a diner, ate some burgers and zucchini sticks. Acted like complete fools, paid and left.

Sunday ~ Was a more relaxing day. I stayed home, walked to the new remodeled Washington Park with Andrew to watch people skate in the skate park. Walked around a bit. Andrew went home. Maria and Jay came over. I hung out with them. Read a little ate dinner with the familia, which was as it always has been....dinner with the family. Bittersweet I guess describes it best. Met up with Holly, went to Target, met up with Ruthy. Went to Holly's h ouse and chilled with her before she left. Was supposed to go to New Brunswick with Ruthy, Danny and Shitty to get something, but something fell through so we didn't. Went home. played COH and leveled my character! Woot! I level away from a new power, 3 away from super jump! Talked to John, read my book, went to sleep.

Let's see what this week has in store for me!

Ha!

Shake, shake, shake senora.

Went to Jenk's tonight with Rey, Nat, Shitty and Ruthy for Rey's Birthday. It was fun. I danced my little booty off! Nat has a picture. It probably came out bad...but oh well! It's the memories that count! Ha! And I didn't get as hammered as thursday, because I don't like vomiting anymore, but I so enjoy shaking my derriere and oh, I shake it so well! Ha ha! I really dance like a slut, but the fellas like it! Some strange guy even danced with me, so I told him I was a lesbian, which is still half true! Details later I suppose, my ass is beat!