Summer Lovin'

Fuck the week in review. I don't remember the week.

So let me recap my summer for you:

Late May: Moved back home, missed my roomies a bunch. Missed Pell, missed the fact that no one really gave a damn where I was. Missed having people to fuck around with all the time. Started working at Entomology. Got a new piercing. Met Jane Goodall. Freaked out about this time next year. Looked forward to seeing my friends from home. Got my own COH account.

June: Attempted to get a new cat, got rejected by my mom, will accept the fact that I will be an Aunt to Ruth's cat a mr. charlie boots. Played some COH. Hung out at Danny's house either in his room or in front of his fire pit. Tried the fajitas at Jose Tejas. Went bowlin with gmy sister, Jay and Matt and beat my best of 64. Almost got my arm broken by Matt. Didn't feel gay enough to go to Gay Pride. Went to the Portuguese Festival and got trashed. Saw Land of the Dead. I learned I couldn't handle one shot of tequila even though at the Portuguese festival I drank 10x more. Listened to Microsoft Sam read poorly written online porn. Saw Mc Chris and got my shirt signed even though I smelt like a dirty dirty kid because I was dancing during the entire show and never got to go home after work because I got out late. Got my first stuff yer face fish bowl. Got asked to be part of an internet porn site that Danny and Shitty were going to start up and not for my computer knowledge, silly guys...what were they thinking!. Got really trashed. Probably called a lot of people whilst I was drunk.

July: Went to work extremely hung over. Went clubbing for the first time ever and danced like the whore that I'm definitely not. Went bowling, but did not bowl with Danny, Shitty, Rey, Holly, Ruthy, David, Andrew and some other people that the guys knew. Attempted to dance with girls for the first time in my life and failed miserably. Jumped into Danny's pool drunk. Got drunk with Megan and ended up calling everyone I know. Saw my third MC Frontalot show in NYC, this was one was the best! Dyed my hair blond. Actually went on a cheesy date with Andrew where we went to Arcades at sleazeside and he won me a Mario stuffed animal and a monkey (not the one I am pictured with) and we even took those stupid pictures together. Watched my friends get FUCKED up oh that was fun! Went to Rey's House for the first time. Did something I haven't fuckin' done in a loooong time. Went to my first rich person almost as seen in teen movies house party.

August: Went to the Old Bay with Ruthy, Chris and Andrew. Saw Scott there so I didn't have to call him! Did some other stuff. More bowling I think and other stuff. Went to Buff's new apartment.



Ahh I remember something ~ Saturday went to a surprise party for a girl I met once, BUT had an awesome time! It was ruthy's cousin's girlfriend's surprise party. So it was Sol, Laura (his gf), her sister and friend Ebony, Sara (Sol and Abe's sister aka Ruthy's other cousin), Abe, Lil B, Ozzy and Adam, as well as Andrew, and Chris. Ruth got tanked mad early she passed out at like 11:30! Ha! Quotes of the night were "Celebrate" and "Are you ok to drink?"

OH AND ~ the saturday before that I saw Abe's Band The Young and The Beautiful (or as I like to call them Gorgeous and Young or GAY Ha!) play at the Stone Pony. To my amazement they were really good! Not that I doubted their ability to play, but I never really look foward to hearing people I know that are in bands play because I don't want to lie to them and tell them oh you're great. So I'm happy I could be honest and say that was awesome! I even recommended, that they play for Rutgers Battle of the bands so they could get the chance to play at Rutgersfest!

General Trends of this summer: Danny's House, Getting Drunk, Calling people whilst drunk, Acting like an asshole (but that's a yearly thing), Spent Money that I shouldn't have spent.

And that my friends is my summer in review

I move in Saturday, so if you want to come see the new place, or me being anal, or both, give me or Ruth a call. Let us know the deal-y. Shit if you want to help us move so I don't have to be so anal that would be great too!

And now begins the great packing of 2005 which is also the great clean up of 2005 part 2!

My Life with the Bottle.

This got boring.....

So I went blonde. Supposedly, they have more fun!

At first, everything seemed as mundane as it did when I was a brunette. Nothing was out of the ordinary.

And then...I got all crazy! I hooked up with monkeys...for some hot interspecies action! Though I didn't stray far...after all, I have something for our closest relatives!

Then I wanted some plumber action...so I gave Mario a try. He was so good at keeping Toadstool happy...I wanted to see what he could do for me. Turns out he cleans pipes well, and if you give him a mushroom, he get bigger....and I had a shitload of mushrooms!!!

After that, I wanted a new look, so I figured why not botox. Now I'm blonde with sexy full lips!!

And then, the faces started! I was having too much fun....going too crazy! I couldn't control myself!

Until I finally collapsed from my fun frenzy. And that's how I fell asleep. Let me tell you what...mom was right, you keep your face like that for too long, it'll stay like that!

I think the dye is getting to me!

Moral of today's story: Do not leave me alone with a camera!