Facts and Figures:

According to Google Analytics my lil' blog has had 172 visits from over 10 countries. Check me out I'm international!! A visit is define by Google Analytics as:

The number of visits your site receives is the most basic measure of how effectively you promote your site. Starting and stopping ads, changing your keyword buys, viral marketing events, and search rank are some examples of factors that influence the number of visits your site receives.

Sadly although I'm hitting the globes, this really means that I'm completely ineffective when it comes to promoting my site. Apparently a link in my facebook profile and my aim profile are not nearly enough to attract super audiences! Who would've thunk it!

Since March 13, 2008 I've also had 205 pageviews. Which pretty much means my site is not being used at all. That means people look at one page per visit, almost 2, if I'm lucky althought I doubt I am since everyone spends less than a minute on my site. Plus I have an 84.3% bounce rate...so no one's really sticking around. (Then again who really is interested in what I did in on February 13, 2005! I'm not even interested!!)


I don't have many new visitors...those who are new are probably lured my way from a google image search bringing up some type of keyword that matches with a picture I've posted. (Suckers!) But I do have some loyal readers (or as I like to call stalkers, people who are ridiculously bored, or LO :) )

Most people who visit my site use Firefox and have a Windows based machine. It seems like the people who use Safari aren't really running Mac OSX, it's from an iPhone.

I think the keywords that lure people into my page are the best with of course a lil comment by me next to them and where if ever I have reference these words!!! Here's a list of what they are, just to boost my visit number!!

Keywords:

• flight 411


• andy loves me (it's true he does, but who needs to google this?!)


• lisa rizzo shot at love 2


• silly scallions


• lisa rizzo""


• this is just to say"" poem mood (who's doing homework with this!)


• 2 tickets to the gun show jokes (at least I'm not the only cheesy one)


• how do i write my performance review?


• lisa rizzo


• lisa rizzo from shot of love


• lisa rizzo picture codes for myspace


• lisa rizzo shot at love (damn she's popular no?!)


• lisa rizzo stalker on birthday


• looking for my own lisa rizzo


• olympic air way


• olympic flight 411


• olympic flight 411 june 2, 2008 (apparently,any flight to the JFK from Athens via Olympic is 411!)


• photos of lisa rizzo


• rebecca nothing to write home about (ha! ha! ha!


• sad songs means so much lyrics


• sad to say, it's sad but true there is nothing song


• shot at love 2 lisa rizzo


• sibling rivalry (anthropologists)


• this is just to say read write think


• what to write on my performance review (performance reviews were all the rage)


• epic fails


• i wanna rock!"" lolcat

This tempts me to write a blog that's just a myriad of popular keywords, regardless of making sense or not. I'll just type an insane number of memes just to get my visit number up!

On a not serious note, I am long overdue for a blog of some substance (considering I've never actually written a blog of substace to begin with...) Sadly, the procrastinator in me will push this aside and I'll get around to it when I finish studying for my Spanish test, which will ultimately happen when I finish cleaning my apartment and go out shopping with Ruthy. And apparently eat dinner at some point of this night!