We only part to meet again.

And so today begins Ruthy's two month trek through out Peru. She cried when she said goodbye to me. What a silly girl. It's not as if she's moving to Peru and I won't ever see her again. She'll be back before she knows it and the only thing that will have changed is that she'll be skinnier and tanner. As for the rest of us, we'll still be the same. Boring and miserable. Ha!

Next week I start my new job at Rutgers. I'm anxious. I don't like the beginning of anything. I'll be new, I don't really know anyone there, the commute is going to suck until I get a car, but I'm sure it'll be alright. The work will be far better than it was at Citi, but I'm not sure if the people will be the same. I didn't think I'd feel sad when I left on Friday. I thought I'd be excited but I left a little heart broken. Especially when it came time to say goodbye to Beatriz and Eleni and Anna.

I've said a lot of goodbyes in the last month and that kind of stinks. I hate saying goodbye.

We turn into ghosts loitering outside doorways we imagined entering.

Ha! LO read this! Poor poor soul. Why would you put yourself through this? This isn't even entertaining, we're not even going to go into the scematics of it either! This is plain bad. (That makes me want to photoshop a package of plain yogurt and put bad somewhere on there, but make it snazzy.)

I wrote this last night.

1.22.07 -> It's almost over and still some of my final thoughts turn to "my last hurrah"

A girl in high school once came up to me and my group of friends while we were in Chorale. She may have had a mutual friend with me. She said somethign, I believe I remained quiet; which she may have misconstrued as me ignoring her. I wasn't. I was just shy. She called me straight or said something to that effect. I wonder how different high school would have been if I had corrected her. Maybe I would've had more dates! Who knows. At least people would know that part of the rumors and their suspicions were correct!

On myspace, that vast coldrun of deep meaning, where people truly reveal their souls and announce to the world who their friends are, my about me contains a line from the Marge Piercy poem Never-Never. (It is also the title to this entry) I am a ghost, stuck haunting the doors of what could have been. Lurking around this missed opportunities hoping that there is someway I could have the chance come back. I wait around these doorways wondering if the grass that I can only imagine is infact greener. Wondering why I never took the chance to find out then, instead of wasting my time considering the possibilties now. I suppose part of it has to do with my own insecurities, each insuring me that the other side containts a field as muddy--if not muddier than the one I am already in.

If I were a character in any novel, I would probably be Alice (if that's her name I don't remember) from The World According to Garp. I can never finish anything I start. Like her I can't get out what I want to say (she had a speech problem) and I am just a side character, not entirely important to the plot.

I want to stop haunting her door. I want to walk away from it knowing nothing will happen and accepting that. But I can't. I want to stand by her door, I hope that I will be able to open it and enter. There's no point though, no one is on the other side to let me in, and like a fool, I'll wait in the cold and the rain just in case. Maybe keeping hope in the box wasn't that great of an idea was it?

-nak.

Throwback.

Recently Andrew introduced me to this new comic. It's pretty cute and very nerdily hilarious. But today when I was looking at the T Shirts, this one made me think of David Benitez.













I don't know why. But it seems right. Anyway, the comic is : http://xkcd.com/ and it's really cute and funny...witty even.


Back to work!

So, what have I learned this week?
1. Never show your mother pictures of some one else's baby. That is Sienna, Andrew's 2 month old niece. I show my mom because I know she loves babies and because how cute is that. She's so cute it's sickening. So instead of her going on and on about how adorable this little girl is I get a whole "When are you going to have a baby?" And I don't mean I was just asked once...I mean it was a tirade. LIKE WHAT?!?! I told her to have a baby herself.

2. Accomplishments, much liek beauty, are in the eye of the beholder. I graduated college, with a science degree, a rather hard science degree. It wasn't Chem, but I was spending hours in a lab studying bones and cutting up monkeys, I did spend hours researching caves that lacked articles on them and I did spend hours reading and studying some of the most interesting and some of the most asinine articles and ideas ever. I memorized Family names and scientific names to various primates, I learned all the bones in the body. I worked two part time jobs most of the college career to do that. I paid for most of my education. That's an accomplishment! But my parents consider my degree to be the most worthless piece of paper ever produced. Going into the trash

oHIo and back again.

Twenty one years ago on the 12th of September the world was blessed (or cursed depends on who you are I guess) with the birth of one Richard Henninger. His family was happy, he was happy and his new friends at college were sure to make sure he properly celebrated this milestone birthday. All it meant to me was that this kid was finally of age....it took him, well 21 long years! The last four, seemed never ending to me! So in order to join in this revelry, Andrew and I drove to visit Richard at his school in Ohio. It was a grueling 9 hour drive in the rain and through the most disgusting of all states, Pennsylvania! (kidding!) Who would have thought that Pennsylvania would be sooo wide! I think I've filled my year's quota for driving on Interstate 80. I can drive 400 miles in europe and be in another country....in the US, I'm still in Pennsylvania!!

Anyway, the ride wasn't as boring as I thought. I made two bracelets, I took some decent pictures, I took even more horrid ones. I got excited when we got to Ohio. I think I might be the only person excited about going to Ohio, who isn't from Ohio. My excitement came in the form of shouting "in Ohio!" after every action I was doing. It was the first time I've ever been that west in the United States.

We get to Ashland...it's the tiniest little city. Not tiny like Surry,VA tiny, but tiny compared to anything I've seen. Let's just say that Buttzville is larger. In fact most of the towns that had IPM farms that I've worked on, are larger. I think the only reason Ashland wasn't Surry-ish was because it has a University and that attracts sometype of people. I mean...Surry, Va didn't even have a Wal-mart....Ashland had a Wal-mart Supercenter, a CVS two Wendy's and the number 12 best ranked Taco Bell in the US. Still, there were people there on horse and buggy, but they were Amish/Menonite. I'm not entirely sure if they were Amish...because I don't think Amish people go to Wal-mart. But maybe the rules changed....I'm not exactly that involved in the Amish community. And yes, knowing that there were Amish at the Wal-mart means that I went to Wal-mart. But jeez, this Wal-mart was like the mall. It was clean, it had decent things in it and it sold EVERYTHING. I also don't think they were Amish because there was a sign in the CVS saying Horse and Buggy parking only. (there's something you'll never seen in the city...and this place says it has it all!) I even saw them on their horse and buggy and I got an evil/strange look from an Amish-ish lady at the Wal-mart. I'm not sure if that's just how they all look, or if she smelled the Jersey on me.

The University is very pretty. Well lit, all new buildings, rather nice. The lowerclassmen dorms are like the ones in Pell and Hardenburg. Well...somewhere in the middle, but nothign to really right home about, more like somethign to take you back to times that were better. They are more like suites though. You get a common room in the middle, which is pretty cool because the rooms are actually small. Richard's roommates are all pretty cool. None of them are from Ohio. They're all pretty much regular college guys. The girls we met were pretty cool too. They showed us a good time.

The senior apartments at this place put Easton Ave to shame. In fact, they put my sister's apartment to shame. They came furnished with leather couches, and the bedrooms were slightly smaller if not the same size as my sister's master bedroom. It was the only thing I feel like I missed out on, because I don't really like the small school environment. I like going somewhere where no one knows my name. But the school is excellent for Richard, I think and he's having a good time.

Apart from being in a small town and being a tiny school, it still feels like Rutgers. Why? Because ultimately college is the same anywhere you go. Regardless of the fact that this place has ridiculous rules ( like no members of the opposite sex in your room past 2am) it's still like rutgers. The kids drink, they go out and have fun, they complain about homework, these kids complain about swim practice too, but I am sure most athletes complain about practice.

I am going to edit this.

Later.

Getting up and soon over the hill.

Thanks to all the nice people that sent their birthday wishes my way yesterday.

Beto, your word choice was top-notch. It should be an outrage that you're not considered the next Walt Whitman or Robert Frost. Such poetic talent right there.

NatHalie that picture is MS paint skills at its best. People underestimate the power of MS Paint. But not you! I honestly loved the picture! I think it's the coolest thing ever! I can't wait to see you in a dress!!!

Carlos, you didn't put an accent on that word. I'd like to think you're calling me soft and not a jerk off! : P

Ruthy, thanks for leaving large objects in front of the door. I woke up and was like WTF is this for. Then I remembered it was my birthday! Ha! I loved it all. And quite honestly you should've known I would have been satisfied with just the monkey hanger! Stop being too good to me!

Erica, I wish you were here too. Why the hell are you all the way up in north bumble?! Honestly, Maine sucks and do you want to know why....because I'm not there! Ha! I got your card...and I can't wait till you come home so we can diner it up!

Jen, you've known me for three years and you got me down almost as well as the two dorks up there. I think OSLIP is the best thing that happened to me at Rutgers...because that's where we met!

Alex thanks even though I was a dork and didn't say happy birthday to you! I did remember though, I just thought you could read my mind. Apparently, I'm not Psylocke!

Melissa, when Andrew leaves me I'm giving you a call. Know what I'm saying! Ha! Thanks for coming out on Saturday too, even though I was a bit anti social.

Ruby & Kevin - The poster was so cool. I don't think I should really be giving Ruby any credit though. I know it was all Kevin's idea. Ha Ha!

Maria, don't you think my birthday is the coolest day ever. I mean it brought you me! At least that's what I think about your birthday. Thanks for more than just the birthday wishes!

Jay, I know you really picked out the most awesome shoes ever!!!

Andy, you don't even have to wish me a happy birthday because with you I feel like it's always my birthday, I mean you're like one big continuous gift.

Holly, yeah whatever you came down from Rochester and we hung out. Blah blah blah. I really don't care! Ha ha ha! Just kidding!

Raquel, thanks but I'm still going to always think you're older than me. It's the height you know!

Danny, thanks for being the first to wish me a happy birthday. It made me really happy to hear it at 12:05 when I'm sure you wanted to knock the f out.

Dave, you know my birthday isn't even as cool as peanut butter jelly time. Thanks for the remix.

Buff, I can't believe such a sexy guy even talks to me, let alone calls me his friend.

And of course, thanks to my parents. Jen says I should give my mom presents on my birthday, because she did all the work. Thanks for dealing with the Mexican food though I'm sure you hated it. Thanks for giving me a good 22 years of craziness, happiness and love. To my yiayia and pappou who I don't visit enough though they fly miles here just to see me and hear my voice more often, thanks for being more than generous. Trust me, kisses and hugs are more than enough. (They can't even understand that!) Even my aunt got my cell phone and called me all the ways from Greece. I felt so special! I like feelings special!

Thank you!

The Beginning of the End.

School has started once again, for me it's the last time it'll start for quite some time!
How sad and exciting does that sound?

I've had a long term relationship with school. We've been together for the majority of my life. School's been good to me. It's offered valuble knowledge, a gaggle of friends, and some awesome experiences, but now, I've gotten all I can from school. I can't keep up with her demanding costs and demands. As much as I would like to right now school and I have to part. I have to go my own seperate ways and wait till I can return to school and give her what she needs. Give her the time, the money, and all the attention she craves. I've heard the more time you spend with school she just keeps asking for more.

The parting will definately be a bittersweet sorrow. First off, going to school is the only life I've known for the past 18 years. I'd have to adjust to this new boring life called, "the real world" where everything is soo....dismal! But at the same time, the end of this year is sort of open ended. Granted I'm looking for a job and doing the normal college graduate thing, but it definately doesn't mean that I have to do that. I am pretty much free to do whatever I want, even though I have a substantial financial burden. After this semester I don't really have any obligations. And that's the exciting part.

So for my last semester you would think that I would have taken some rather easy classes. Intro perhaps to everything. I didn't though, and actually I'm still a bit upset with my schedule. I could have handled 18 credits damn it, but I decided to only take 15. Better to err on the side of caution I suppose. I took one class that I think will be easy, and then decided to take three hard classes ones a grad class. Why? Because I am a self sadomasochistic, I enjoy both giving myself pain and the pain itself! Yeah! It should make for an interesting semester though....a very interesting semester.

And there you have it.

Cause all I want to do is hug and nuzzle and cuddle with you

sometimes it amazes me how complete i feel when i'm with him.

times pass when all i want to do is crawl inside of him and stay there, so we're never far apart.

he makes me feel whole and most importantly completely happy.

What happens when beer is only a dollar and even then you're not paying.

you get ridiculously drunk, because you haven't drank in a long time! Jesus Christ...what am I an amateur.

I apologize to the following people:

Ruthy, Carlos, Andrew, Katie, the guy she was with (i don't remember your name guy), Sam.

And I guess a thank you to Carlos for buying the liquor.

Oh, I also ran into Katie and Sam...that's pretty cool. I ran into some other people too, but I rather no have! Ha!

News

• Apparently Doug Forrester is blaming Bush for his loss. Claiming that if Bush's appeal ratings were as high as they were months ago, he would have won the election. But then again, isn't it your fault for supporting a baffoon?

• We're all wrong about the war on Iraq. There was no wrong information, and if there was it was Clinton's fault. We need to get over this because it's unfair to the men in women in uniform that are risking their lives for this country. Or so says Bush's advisor.

• France is still in deep shit. But did you really expect other wise?
  

• Liberia may have it's first woman president That's if all this so called election fraud can get over looked

• Maryland may no longer be a haven for perverts. A new law is trying to get passed that would make it illegal to take photos up women's skirts or down a woman's blouse in public without her permission. Damn!
  

School

• I have two term papers due when I come back from Thanksgiving break. How much research have I done? None. So when we take a look at the equation we have
  
• Eleni + 2 papers + Lazyness^2 - Motivation = FUCKED Did you really expect other wise? Honestly.
  

• I'm going to a morgue tomorrow to watch my teacher rip apart a human body, for my learninfg and I guess viewing pleasure. I'm both excited and mortified, exortified I guess. We have to sign a release that says we won't vomit, I can't really guarentee that won't happen, but I didn't vomit when Ruthy and I hacked apart a dead deer and that wasn't even "prepared" I think I'll be alright

Apartment

• The cats are being cats as usual. Charlie consistently licks me, Zoe runs away in fear, and it smells like poop. But what can you do? Actually it's good training for the future, I am no longer a sucker to cuteness. I know the evil that lies behind it.
  

• Ruthy and I are up to our usual behavior. (Well not THIS usual behavior) Which means we're lazy, we probably aggrivate each other and then we have the best time of our lives. We're a married fuckin' couple, did you expect any different? Honestly! Actually we've been together longer than MOST married people! And we're not even staying together for the kids! Score for us! Ha! Just kidding! I think it's just our dynamic.
  

Nak issues.

• Call it lack of estrogen, too much estrogen, some type of hormonal inbalance. But I've been really depressed, down on myself and generally have a totally apathy towards everything. If you've felt the reprocussions of these emotions, I'm sorry, you're just going to have to deal with it.And if not, oh well, you know where the door is!
  

Weekend Review

• Friday night: Went out to dinner with Beto, Ruthy and Andrew. We went to Fridays. I got a steak! Woot! It was a good steak! Then we went to Liberty Tavern in Fords. We had a couple beers. Watched two older persons make complete fools of themselves and then Beto called it a night. He had work the next day. It was understandable. The three of us went back to the apartment. Ebony called me at some point and invited me to a party. Her offer was tempting, but I wasn't in a partying mood. I feel bad for not going. Shitty/Miguel (I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to call him anymore) came over at 11ish? I think. We watched the Stewie Griffin movie. It was funny. Ruthy, Andrew and I took turns passing out throughout the night while Shitty was awake through everything. I wonder if we all passed out at the same time....he could have had his way with us! After that we watched part of Saving Private Ryan. At some point Shitty's girlfriend called and he left to go pick her up. Andrew and I went to sleep.
  

• Saturday: Ruthy went to the library at some point. I went to eat breakfast. I went to the library too. We came back together with all these books like we were going to do research. We spent the night doing nothing. Eventually we went to On The Border and ate dinner.
  

• Sunday: Ruth went home. I went to Andrew's to get my DVD burner and Andrew put together most of his new box. We came back. Met up with Danny and the Vons. Played some bored games. Ruthy came back with gross amounts of groceries. We played more bored games, gave up eventually. Drank a lil and watched Grey's Anatomy. Vons and Danny left. The rest of us went to sleep at some point.
  

Little Kids are Funny

Look at the drama that engulfs their lives!

Just read a blog and you'll instantly know who is talking smack about who, why and what the smacktalkee has to say about it! It's wonderous!

"Asian bird flu, crocked politics, natural disasters that kill millions. None of that's important to me...I just got smack talked by some bitch!"

Thank you internet for turning this once one-sided or reverberated form of entertainment into the beautiful butterfly of immaturity that is sweetly known as blogging. Who needs tabloids when you can read about regular people's dramatics!

And thank you once more for making people even more conceited and self centered and self absorbed than ever before. After all, this MYspace!

And JLP you fuck everything up for giving a damn in your entries! Stop trying to destroy the internet!

Working on: my homework! (Ha!).

Happy Halloweens Indeeds!

Ahh! Halloween, a magical time full of dress up and candy! And not to be left out the festivities, my roommate and I decided to go gallabanting in our costumes Here we are, in the living room.


We were having fun in our costumes. Some people took theirs too seriously, like Megan here who took Ruth hostage.

Ruby ended up getting stuck in the hallway.

Kim lived out her dream of being prom queen.

Ruthy went back to her country roots.

And Andrew and I were still in love...in freaky costume love.

Eventually we grew tired of our small surroundings and decided that it was time to venture out into the public.
Here we are at the partay, where we had a change in costume.

At the club I got held hostage by an Arab.

And Ruthy had this weird gut checking out her stirrups.

And then Halloween was over, just like that! The fun though, did not stop there. Oh no my friends, it did not stop there!
After Halloween, Ruthy and I continued on our path of being good students, as you can see by our study table.

Then something took over us! I was possed by the spirit of Queen Naki, ruler of the Nutella People from the 9th planet in shalimar, and Ruthy was taken over by Lady Roofies of the Swiffer, so I naturally had to knight her.
Then we were taken back to our Ambush roots, and donned complete ghetto attire. This ghettoness continued and continued till what seemd like it would go on for hours.
We sat around dressed like thugs till we figured out what to do.

And then it donned on us...it was time to spark it up!

It didn't take long for the drugs to start having an effect.

Being under the influence caused us to express ourselves even more, and eventually we thought it would be fitting to don on our soon to be work uniforms. Ruthy modeled her look first.
And then I soon joined her

Eventually took the bum look too far, we even decided to showcase our future habits. Ruth went off to her future abode.
She even took it a step further by showing us her bed.
Her morning habits.
Even her bathroom behaviors!
And me, well I joined in the festivities as well. By formaly introducing myself.
Showing off my money making plans
My sleep habits.
And even my clean underwear.

We ended the night with some angry glares! Even bums don't like the presses!

So what have we learned tonight ladies and gentlemen, well we have learned that a. Ruthy and I make cute thugs

And that we make even cuter bums!

poop

How can something so cute....be so evil?

Summer Lovin'

Fuck the week in review. I don't remember the week.

So let me recap my summer for you:

Late May: Moved back home, missed my roomies a bunch. Missed Pell, missed the fact that no one really gave a damn where I was. Missed having people to fuck around with all the time. Started working at Entomology. Got a new piercing. Met Jane Goodall. Freaked out about this time next year. Looked forward to seeing my friends from home. Got my own COH account.

June: Attempted to get a new cat, got rejected by my mom, will accept the fact that I will be an Aunt to Ruth's cat a mr. charlie boots. Played some COH. Hung out at Danny's house either in his room or in front of his fire pit. Tried the fajitas at Jose Tejas. Went bowlin with gmy sister, Jay and Matt and beat my best of 64. Almost got my arm broken by Matt. Didn't feel gay enough to go to Gay Pride. Went to the Portuguese Festival and got trashed. Saw Land of the Dead. I learned I couldn't handle one shot of tequila even though at the Portuguese festival I drank 10x more. Listened to Microsoft Sam read poorly written online porn. Saw Mc Chris and got my shirt signed even though I smelt like a dirty dirty kid because I was dancing during the entire show and never got to go home after work because I got out late. Got my first stuff yer face fish bowl. Got asked to be part of an internet porn site that Danny and Shitty were going to start up and not for my computer knowledge, silly guys...what were they thinking!. Got really trashed. Probably called a lot of people whilst I was drunk.

July: Went to work extremely hung over. Went clubbing for the first time ever and danced like the whore that I'm definitely not. Went bowling, but did not bowl with Danny, Shitty, Rey, Holly, Ruthy, David, Andrew and some other people that the guys knew. Attempted to dance with girls for the first time in my life and failed miserably. Jumped into Danny's pool drunk. Got drunk with Megan and ended up calling everyone I know. Saw my third MC Frontalot show in NYC, this was one was the best! Dyed my hair blond. Actually went on a cheesy date with Andrew where we went to Arcades at sleazeside and he won me a Mario stuffed animal and a monkey (not the one I am pictured with) and we even took those stupid pictures together. Watched my friends get FUCKED up oh that was fun! Went to Rey's House for the first time. Did something I haven't fuckin' done in a loooong time. Went to my first rich person almost as seen in teen movies house party.

August: Went to the Old Bay with Ruthy, Chris and Andrew. Saw Scott there so I didn't have to call him! Did some other stuff. More bowling I think and other stuff. Went to Buff's new apartment.



Ahh I remember something ~ Saturday went to a surprise party for a girl I met once, BUT had an awesome time! It was ruthy's cousin's girlfriend's surprise party. So it was Sol, Laura (his gf), her sister and friend Ebony, Sara (Sol and Abe's sister aka Ruthy's other cousin), Abe, Lil B, Ozzy and Adam, as well as Andrew, and Chris. Ruth got tanked mad early she passed out at like 11:30! Ha! Quotes of the night were "Celebrate" and "Are you ok to drink?"

OH AND ~ the saturday before that I saw Abe's Band The Young and The Beautiful (or as I like to call them Gorgeous and Young or GAY Ha!) play at the Stone Pony. To my amazement they were really good! Not that I doubted their ability to play, but I never really look foward to hearing people I know that are in bands play because I don't want to lie to them and tell them oh you're great. So I'm happy I could be honest and say that was awesome! I even recommended, that they play for Rutgers Battle of the bands so they could get the chance to play at Rutgersfest!

General Trends of this summer: Danny's House, Getting Drunk, Calling people whilst drunk, Acting like an asshole (but that's a yearly thing), Spent Money that I shouldn't have spent.

And that my friends is my summer in review

I move in Saturday, so if you want to come see the new place, or me being anal, or both, give me or Ruth a call. Let us know the deal-y. Shit if you want to help us move so I don't have to be so anal that would be great too!

And now begins the great packing of 2005 which is also the great clean up of 2005 part 2!

My Life with the Bottle.

This got boring.....

So I went blonde. Supposedly, they have more fun!

At first, everything seemed as mundane as it did when I was a brunette. Nothing was out of the ordinary.

And then...I got all crazy! I hooked up with monkeys...for some hot interspecies action! Though I didn't stray far...after all, I have something for our closest relatives!

Then I wanted some plumber action...so I gave Mario a try. He was so good at keeping Toadstool happy...I wanted to see what he could do for me. Turns out he cleans pipes well, and if you give him a mushroom, he get bigger....and I had a shitload of mushrooms!!!

After that, I wanted a new look, so I figured why not botox. Now I'm blonde with sexy full lips!!

And then, the faces started! I was having too much fun....going too crazy! I couldn't control myself!

Until I finally collapsed from my fun frenzy. And that's how I fell asleep. Let me tell you what...mom was right, you keep your face like that for too long, it'll stay like that!

I think the dye is getting to me!

Moral of today's story: Do not leave me alone with a camera!

Updates for Jen.

Here's an update for Jen....

Yesterday - Went to some rich person party at Colts Neck. The guy's house was bigger than my entire block. I jumped in his awesome pool with m y roomies and had an awesome time. Really really white people are exactly as they are portrayed in all the movies and tv shows!

Tonight - Went to see MC frontalot in NYC! It was an awesome show! I drank a little! New York is awesome. Atleast certain parts....like Bleeker and Bowery. Um, that's about it....writing more takes too much brain power...I cannot type more. Crash Mansion, is an awesome place, I suggest that I and more people I know attend t hat place again! Awesome decor, nice bathrooms, nice bartenders, good music minus the annoying whining bitch because honestly honey I could have done that myself. Shit I'd be even better at it at certain times of the month!

I called scott tonight, I have to get drunk with him sometime, it'd save me minutes, even though I call him at night, and that's free!!! I didn't call you Jen, but I don't want to leave anymore incirminating voicemails! HA! I have to drink more because I have to drink for Lady....this is going to kill liver! Oh well, hopefully they allow stem cell research and I'll have one waiting for me!

Huzzah.......questions commens....all welcome! I am funny when I am drunk....I think? Or embarassing.. which ever.

Week in Review: July 4th

Monday ~ I went down to Andrew's to celebrate the 4th with the only Americanos I know! Sike. But it was the only place that I knew was doing something and I haven't been there in a while, I might as well make my appearance! Did the whole BBQ shtick. Ate, not a lot though. Hung out with Andrew's familia. Eventually we came back up north. I think I hung out with my friends but Monday was a week ago and after reading you will understand why!

Tuesday ~ Went to work, got out of work. Called Rey, had plans of going to the Branch for $1 Yuenglings and $.50 pizza slices with the boys, but the Branch was on vacation! SACRE BLEU! (This just means that this tuesday, that plan will actually work!) We ended up going to Evelyn's with just Rey and we all got tasty, delicious, scrumptious, second to only my mother's gyros! (MMM GYROS! ) Chit-chatted for a bit before formulating a game plan with what we were doing. It was the first time I was ever at Rey's house in Old Bridge. I must say it's rather nice. Met his dad, played some pool. Then we walked around Old Bridge for a bit because we didn't know what to do. Eventually we got hungry again so we drove back to Woodbridge and hit up the Reo. Sadly the only good thing we got were the potato skins. After fattening up we decided that we could just watch Super Troopers at Ruthy's house since Rey had never seen it before and Ruthy and I think it's one of the most hilarious movies ever! We bought it and then David called and asked us if we wanted to go over and hang out at his place. There we hung out and I did something I haven't done in such a long time. Omigod, I was so fucked up! Which apparently everyone loved watching. I guess watching someone start laughing hysterically because everyone is looking at her is funny. Or, the fact that I looked like a stroke victim when I tried to drink out of a plastic cup because I swore that I couldn't feel my lips. What I think won my friends over the most was my ability to keep ranting about the weirdest things one minute, and then the next say something completely unrelated and stupid! Oh it was great. However, I don't think I'll be doing that as often as my friends do. I'll reserve it for special times.
Oh it was also Holly's Birthday, Happy Birthday Holly! Shit, I didn't buy her anything!

Wednesday ~ I stayed in with Andrew. I think we cuddled and stuff. I really don't remember wednesday. It was the 6th and Holly was coming home, so we might have had plans, but they probably didn't go through. Maybe that's the day I decided to cook my death by burger burger, which consisted of two patties, truckloads of cheese and then a nice smothering of cheese to hold it all together. I think I ate mac-n-cheese with it too, so if I get a heart attack soon, you all know why.

Thursday ~ Went out to Stuff Yer Face with Holly. I had two beers (damn straight I kept sober!) Ruthy and Holly split a Fishbowl, Chris had a couple of international beers in order to get closer to his Beer Club Goal of 70. It'll be good when he finishes that, this way he'll know what's good, and I'll just have to ask him instead of finding out! We just hung out and bullshitted, made fun of Holly made fun of everyone. Called it a night a lil early because everyone had work.

Friday ~ Got a call from Shitty because he was returning my call. He asked if I'd like to go bowling with him, Danny and some people from his job. I asked if I could bring my posse (which consisted of Ruthy, Andrew and Holly) It was cool, Holly got all excited and picked up her bowling gear! (Yeah, Holly used to bowl in high school) Got to the Brunswick Zone place thingy. David, Rey, Danny and Shitty were there, as well as Matt and two chicks that I guess were the people from Shitty's job. They were finishing up a game. Rey was eating, I decided that Ruthy, Andrew and I would watch them all bowl and drink beer, unlike everyone else who was playing and drinking beer. So they played three games. Rey joined in eventually, Dave and Matt left, the first two girls left, then two other girls showed up. Ruthy, Andrew and I were like a little cheerleading squad. It was a good time. Everyone downed quite a substantial amount. Then Shitty I believe got the bright idea to go to the breakfast club. So we were all to go get dressed and reconvene at Danny's house in like 20 minutes. Did that, got to Danny's. Had to practically force Danny into going. So we all went. They wouldn't let Rey in because of his sleeveless shirt. We all went in though. Drank some more. Everyone danced. I made my first attempt at dancing with lesbians....failed miserably. So I went back and danced with my lesbian...who isn't really a lesbian....but damn it, Ruthy and I looked hotter dancing then those two girls. I danced with Holly, my half lesbian for real, she eventually ended up dancing with some guys that she didn't know. Danny wasn't dancing. Ruthy and I switched between dancing with Shitty and Andrew. Eventually we forced Danny up and we all danced in a circle together, but like we were at a jewish wedding. We left that place around 3. Got to Danny's house by like 3:30.. Rey, Shitty, Danny and I decided it would be a good idea if we went in the pool. So we stripped down to our undies and jumped in, well Danny went and changed.....but whatever. I don't even remember how I jumped in the pool, word on the street is I jumped the railing. Andrew and I got into a little fight later. (we actually faught before too.) Walked home at like around 5, and as I enter my house, I greet my parents who are sitting at the dining room table enjoying breakfast. Sick fucks! Who the hell wakes up that early! They said goodmorning, I told them goodnight. Andrew and I kept fighting....eventually we made up and slept.

Saturday ~ Went to the mall, spent money that I didn't need to spend. Tried to come up with other plans on what to do other than going to Jenks because I was too lazy to be driven that far. After a day of trying to plan I went to meet up with Ruthy and Buff at Applebees. Watched Buff eat and we talked and hung out. Which pretty much would have been enough right there, because Buff can be very entertaining Followed Ruthy back to Perth Amboy where she dropped off Buff while I took money out for her. Then Andrew drove the three of us to Meg's house around 11:30, it turns out that we were too lazy to think of anything else to do, so we got to Jenk's around 12ish. Went in, got some drinks, danced some, made fun of the Bennys. (Even though we're kinda Bennyish...but we aren't sluts...so we really made fun of the sluts.) Got another drink, which apparently they made stronger than the last time because the three of us got hammered. Maybe it was because we guzzled it down. Andrew drove us back towards Megan's house and while en route, we decided that now would be a good time to call all of our friends, while we were drunk. It started because I had to call Scott because I always call Scott when I'm drunk! The eventually led to us calling Danny, Shitty, Dave, Jen, and probably other people that I can't even remember. If I woke you up, well I'm sorry! We got to a diner, ate some burgers and zucchini sticks. Acted like complete fools, paid and left.

Sunday ~ Was a more relaxing day. I stayed home, walked to the new remodeled Washington Park with Andrew to watch people skate in the skate park. Walked around a bit. Andrew went home. Maria and Jay came over. I hung out with them. Read a little ate dinner with the familia, which was as it always has been....dinner with the family. Bittersweet I guess describes it best. Met up with Holly, went to Target, met up with Ruthy. Went to Holly's h ouse and chilled with her before she left. Was supposed to go to New Brunswick with Ruthy, Danny and Shitty to get something, but something fell through so we didn't. Went home. played COH and leveled my character! Woot! I level away from a new power, 3 away from super jump! Talked to John, read my book, went to sleep.

Let's see what this week has in store for me!

Ha!

Shake, shake, shake senora.

Went to Jenk's tonight with Rey, Nat, Shitty and Ruthy for Rey's Birthday. It was fun. I danced my little booty off! Nat has a picture. It probably came out bad...but oh well! It's the memories that count! Ha! And I didn't get as hammered as thursday, because I don't like vomiting anymore, but I so enjoy shaking my derriere and oh, I shake it so well! Ha ha! I really dance like a slut, but the fellas like it! Some strange guy even danced with me, so I told him I was a lesbian, which is still half true! Details later I suppose, my ass is beat!